Oh yeah. I did. and damn, did I do it with thousands of failed attempts and lots of cereal. Let me back up, because undoubtedly you have no idea what I'm talking about, and if you do you should contact me because you might be psychic and I want first dibs. Backing up: First off, this blog is not to showcase my superior and witty writing skills, for I have other friends who actually want to write for a living, and I will let them do that. This blog is to either make an ass of myself trying to chronologically record my getting fit attempt, or to (say whaaaat) succeed and inspire, or something like that. Get ready for a lot of complaining and pictures of chocolate.
Now that thats out of the way, let me tell you oh so arrogantly what I did. I decided to lose some freaking weight the correct way, and slowly. What?! Yeah, I said it. I'm okay with this process taking 4 or 5 months. Or my whole life. I should be able to move up to 10lb weights by then. If not, we can go ahead and classify this blog as me lookin' a fool. But at least you get to watch me do it! By the way, I expect everyone to follow this blog till the end of their days, and longer. Get ready for some serious dedication and loyalty on your part.
Summary of Today: haven't worked out. been eating hersheys kisses. average day at school. failed math test. experimented with watercolor pencils. semi-success. vaccuumed my car.
I'm going to go eat some more now. I'll put up my goals in the lata hours!
- Lolita Lucia (definitely not my real name.)
PS - about the lovely photo. I live in Texas, and I do not ride a horse to school.
